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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 09:29

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

They put up a sign reading

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Then came..

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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So, the docs changed it to read

No go.

Minds and Behinds

What are your top ten favorite K-pop albums?

Unacceptable again!

Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why do I feel so lazy every time I get into my room?

share office space ...

Loons and Moons

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why is it difficult to get a job?

Nuts and Butts

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why have feminists not demanded that females be required to register with the selective service? Are female lives more precious than male lives?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Next, they tried...

What is the most memorable thing that happened in your college days?

Freaks and Cheeks

Just Forget it!

Everyone loved it.

What are the latest interior design trends in 2025?

No, not a chance

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Hysterias & Posteriors

So they tried

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Thumbs down again.

What are some downsides to living in Newfoundland and Labrador (besides the weather)?