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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 09:29

No way
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
Minds and Behinds
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Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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share office space ...
Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Nuts and Butts
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
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Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
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No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
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